Blog Entry from my husband.... His first....hopefully his last!

This email was sent from my husband's blackberry last night, I just couldn't help but share it with all of you.... Enjoy!

Amtrack - What a way to travel!!! NOT!!!

As my admin asst and portfolio mgr already read in a previous email sent approximately 90 minutes ago, my wife and I have had another travel adventure today. For those of you that haven't heard about our return trip from disney a few weeks ago it can be summarized as such "10 hours in the orlando and atlanta airports with 3 kids". Enough said.

My wife has a blog where she typically details her day to day adventures as the mother of three daughters. This email is my lame attempt to get an entry into her blog and help all of you remember that your days could always be worse than what you think they are.How lucky each of you are to have your email addresses included in my contact list.

This email is also my way to try and keep from going insane as we sit on some railroad track in the middle of the night in central illinois. For those of you not included in my previous email, our trip to chicago started with an invite from one of my commercial customers. They have a showroom at the merchandise mart in chicago and this week is the annual neocon show.

Its like the worlds fair of office furnitue. 18-20 stories of showrooms with everything you can imagine when it comes to furniture for offices, hospitals and schools. As the CEO told me at lunch today, anyone that's anyone in the world of commercial furniture is at the neocon show. The merchandise mart is one of the largest real estate holdings owned by the kennedy family and really a great place to see.

We came up yesterday on the amtrack train from effingham. Stayed at the westin on michigan ave next to the hancock bldg. Couldn't get my wife to go to the observatory deck on the 94th floor but we did have a good time. Walked up and down the miracle mile. Shopped at water tower place. Had some drinks last night at mike ditkas's place. Had a great lunch at the chicago chop house and up until we got back to union station to come home, everything was going good.

Here is where the adventure begins. Our train was 45 min late leaving chicago. Not much you can do when someone on the train has a seizure. Things went pretty smooth after that until we got about 20 minutes south of champaign. The train slowly came to a stop at which time the conductor announced that a freight train in front of us was on fire. No kidding. You can't make this stuff up.

So for the last 2 hours we have been sitting on a train track in the middle of central illinois. They are currently sending buses to get us in case we can't finish our trip as planned. If that happens, I will have spent parts of my last two trips on planes, trains, automobiles and buses. Somebody should make a movie about that. I've got some obnoxious folks behind me and I'm thinking about reinacting a scene from "Throw mama from the train".

This email should have been entitled "my monday night dinner adventure". As we sit here on the tracks at midnight eastern time they have just provided us with free snack packs and bottled water. Now keep in mind that these snack packs were most likely sold to amtrack whenever pan american airlines went out of business in the 1980's. My "snack pack" consisted of crackers and cream cheese, dried friut and something that was labeled as a cookie but looked and tasted like corrugated cardboard. The dried fruit tasted like it was dried in one of my customers wood kilns (should a dried bananna taste like an oak tree? Not that I know what an oak tree tastes like although I used to smoke clove cigarrettes when I was in high school. Sorry to have digressed. Now back to the story. ) Based on the taste of the cream cheese, it was most likely manufactured before the advent of pasteurization. (Sorry if I just misspelled that word - its now 12:45 EST, its likely another 2-3 hours before my head will hit the pillow and I don't know how to work my damn spellcheck).

Amtrack is now teasing us - we moved a couple of miles and now we've stopped again. Great idea. Let's put some more distance between us and those buses they sent from champaign to pick us up.

I could probably go on more but That's enough for now as my thumbs are cramping up. As I sit on these railroad tracks in the middle of no where all I ask of you are for your thoughts and prayers. This trip is starting to feel like the one from the movie "Deliverance". And we all know how that little camping trip ended up.

Feel free to share this little story with all of your friends in your distribution list. Although if you send it on to 10 people I can promise that you won't get anything back in return. No secret msgs. No free giveaways. Nothing more than the enjoyment of sharing one mans misery with thousands of people across this great country.

Later.

Craig "the conductor" Kirk